Party On, Dudes! Again! For the Third Time!

Reporting: Donald Hallene III
Source: DigitalSpy

So guess what!

No, I am not living in my parents basement. >_< Guess again.

What's that? They are making a third Bill and Ted movie? Correct. Awesome, right?

Wrong.

According to DigitalSpy the sequel is moving ahead WITHOUT the stars of the first two. Alex Winters and Keanu Revees will not be returning to do the movie, apparently because Keanu is busy doing "his Superman thing" and his agent thinks this might just kill his career, and Alex Winters...well, fuck if I know what Alex Winters is up to.

While a third movie is a bad idea in the first place, the idea of a Bill and Ted movie without the original Bill and Ted is the most fuck-tarded thing I have ever heard. Apparently Keanu even wanted to do it, before his agent went "NO! BAD KEANU!" and hit him with a rolled up newspaper repeatedly.

Well, if this comes to pass, you can be sure that I will be making fun of this production at every turn, so tune the fuck in.